I want a relationship.
Then again, who doesn’t? I want a relationship that lasts for a long, long time. One of those relationships when people ask me about it, they say: “Damn, you’re still together?” I want a relationship that is just between US. Not us and both of our best friends, just…
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all. What did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
(Source: ohheyitspaulene)
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